Man I am PISSED!

I just saw a news report about an annual competition for the country's messiest college dorm. And the winner got $10,000! You heard me, someone paid this kid to do what I do naturally: make a huge, unbelievable mess in a tiny space!

I saw footage of his place. And there's NO WAY he would have beat MY dorm during my heyday, dammit! I could have won the $10K! ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! Why didn't they have this while I was in school?

Hmm. Maybe they have the "world's messiest apartment" contest too. Anyone wanna fund me a simple $10,000 for a tour?

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