My friend Gaby Motola asked me to write this, so... I dedicate it to you, Gabster.


Fuck Valentine's Day
Fuck Hallmark cards
Screw chocolate gifts
And singles bars.

Love, kiss my ass
And kiss it twice.
Today, I can't fake
Being nice.

Remember February right
That day 14 was massacre night
Cupid's arrow was shot to wed
But kill't a bunch of thugs instead!

Fuck Vallentine's Day!
And Hallmark stores
Should be taken out
With .44's!

© 2000, Michael Yanovich. www.mentalsnot.com