Mental Snot: The Women and the Party.

April 24, 2000

The Women and the Party.

Two women at a party,
(a social drink and meet)
An Amazon, large and hardy.
And an Angel so petite.

"Hello there," said the Angel.
"I would like to be your friend.
Together we’ll go searching
For single, hot, rich men."

But the Amazon was jealous
Of the Angel’s holy glow.
And she said, "I hate your goodness,
Deep inside, you’re just a ho!

"You are evil, not an angel!
Just a devil in disguise.
And I’ll prove it using violence,
Since I’m almost twice your size!"

"So you think that you can take me?"
Asked the Angel, soft and sweet.
"I will slice and double-dice you,
Smash your teeth in with my feet!"

So the fight began in earnest,
Like a steam train, fast and hot
As it rushes towards cannonball
That from a tank’s been shot.

When the Angel got prepared to kick
The Amazon just laughed,
With her neck reared back and grinning,
A Satanic, mad giraffe.

BAM! The kick went. HA! She caught it.
She would not take any more.
For the Angel was a-heading
To the hard and slipp’ry floor.

But the Angel was more crafty
And she stayed on top instead
As she pummeled, pounced and beat upon
The Amazonian’s head.

Then the Amazon’s high heel was grabbed
Between the Angel’s claws.
It was twisted off in violation
Of international laws!

When the carnage was all over,
Blood poured from the victim’s mouth.
Yes it flowed over her face,
Towards the north, west, east and south.

Oh the angel was so evil,
She had used a hidden knife,
And had carved in her initials
To take Amazon girl’s life.

There she stood, so blonde triumphant,
So I warn you, if you care.
Make sure Death is not the angel
You are fighting, unaware!

Special thanks to Wendy Perkins and Amy, for working with me on a spur-of-the-moment, disposable-camera series of Kodak moments, and making it so much fun.

Two women at a party, (a social drink and meet) An Amazon, large and hardy. And an Angel so petite.
"Hello there," said the Angel. "I would like to be your friend. Together we’ll go searching For single, hot, rich men."
But the Amazon was jealous Of the Angel’s holy glow. And she said, "I hate your goodness, Deep inside, you’re just a ho!
"You are evil, not an angel! Just a devil in disguise. And I’ll prove it using violence, Since I’m almost twice your size!"
"So you think that you can take me?" Asked the Angel, soft and sweet. "I will slice and double-dice you, Smash your teeth in with my feet!"
So the fight began in earnest, Like a steam train, fast and hot As it rushes towards cannonball That from a tank’s been shot.
When the Angel got prepared to kick The Amazon just laughed, With her neck reared back and grinning, A Satanic, mad giraffe.
BAM! The kick went. HA! She caught it. She would not take any more. For the Angel was a-heading To the hard and slipp’ry floor.
But the Angel was more crafty And she stayed on top instead As she pummeled, pounced and beat upon The Amazonian’s head.
Then the Amazon’s high heel was grabbed Between the Angel’s claws. It was twisted off in violation Of international laws!
When the carnage was all over, Blood poured from the victim’s mouth. Yes it flowed over her face, Towards the north, west, east and south.
Oh the angel was so evil, She had used a hidden knife, And had carved in her initials To take Amazon girl’s life.
There she stood, so blonde triumphant, So I warn you, if you care. Make sure Death is not the angel You are fighting, unaware!